最近，网络上的土味情话突然流行了起来，对一些人来说，这是相当low的，感觉难以形容，比较幼稚，但对一些人来说，土味的爱情词正是他们心中想要的，一下是小编收集的带翻译英文土味情话，一起来看看吧。
1
你最近是不是又胖了？
为什么你在我心里的分量越来越重了呢？
Are you getting fat lately?
Why are you weighing more and more in my heart?
2
你好，我在找一条路，
它叫阿一西呆路。
Hi, I'm looking for a road.
It's called I Love You.
（备注：阿一西呆路就是日语的“我爱你”。）
3
甜有100种方法，
吃糖、吃蛋糕，
还有每天想你98次。
There are 100 ways to feel sweet.
Eating sugar, eating cakes,
and thinking about you in 98 ways every day.
4
苦海无涯，回头是我。
There is no boundary for the sea of misery.Turn back, and you'll see me.
5
这是我的手背，
这是我的脚背，
你是我的宝贝。
This is the back of my hand.
This is the back of my foot.
And you're at the back of my heart.
6
我是可爱的小姑娘，
你是可爱。
I'm a little girl of beauty.
And you are Beauty.
7
我不想撞南墙了，
我只想撞你的胸膛。
I don't want to smash into the wall anymore.
I just want to smash into your chest.
8
莫文蔚的阴天，
孙燕姿的雨天，
周杰伦的晴天，
都不如你和我聊天。
Cloudy day,
rainy day,
sunny day.
None of them values more than a day in which you talk to me.
9
你猜我最喜欢猪肉还是牛肉？
我最喜欢你这块心头肉。
What meat do you think I like the most, pork or beef?
What I like the most is you--the meat of my heart.
10
——你有打火机吗？
——没有。
——那你是怎么点燃我的心的？
--You have a lighter?
--No.
--Then how did you set my heart on fire?
11
你猜我是什么血型？
我是你的理想型。
Do you know what my blood type is?
I'm the ideal type that you want.
12
你猜我的心在左边还是右边，
它在你那边。
Which side do you think my heart is on? Left or right?
It's on your side.
13
跟你说一个坏消息，
我对你的想法已经不单纯了。
I have a bad news for you.
The way I think about you is no longer pure.
14
你累不累啊，
你都在我心里跑了一天了。
Are you tired?
You've been running in my heart for a whole day.
15
你知道我为什么感冒吗？
因为我对你完全没有抵抗力。
Do you know why I got a cold?
Because I'm totally not immune to you.
土味情话虽然土，但是对你的感情比珍珠还真，还未找到对象的读者朋友不妨用上述的土味情话去试试，说不定有意想不到的效果哦。
